1. dacelio:

    I didn’t have enough money to buy PRISM but luckily I found a DOM TOP in the wal mart bathroom and he agreed to buy me the album if he could do me. So of course i bent over and took his load— I was not going to miss out on a chance to own a copy of Perry Magdalene’s new album. 

    He didn’t have a condom or lube but i felt right at home with the rough and nasty feeling. I had to wait for the cum to push out before I could purchase the album so I waited. You can see his DNA pudding on the floor in the second picture.

    My favorite song off PRISM has to be GHOST, reminds me of when I had some dignity.

    (via barebackinq)

  2. flomanandfriends:

    *phone pictures, sorry*

    I don’t know how well you can see in the middle picture, but one is eating the cucumber whilst still buried in the ground, with the other sat on top of them.

    Couldn’t even be bothered to get out of bed! So lazy!

    Also bonus pictures of little/middle(?) floman pretending to be a bunny.

    (via agentbootygrab)

  3. dragracemetohell:

    I could spend all my money on that!

    (Source: talesofarentboy, via maxwellismydemon)


  4. lamelohan:

     when someone tries to eat my food:


    (via music-for-the-broken-hearted)

  5. this-teenage-girls-blog:

    Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  6. (Source: amypoehler, via flamingbooty)

  7. (via ofwgktaco)

  8. husssel:

    the first picture is literally me rn

    (Source: iamblaq, via harmonyofyinandyang)

  9. dancingdingledodies:


    This is so perfect

    I actually loled.

    (Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via flamingbooty)

  10. thesuccubuskitten:

    you little shit